Double Whammy

August 12 · 1 comment

He did it twice in one night, each totally not related. I do wonder sometimes what in the world he could possibly be dreaming about to actually converse with someone outside of his dream world.

First up: HATS

Dakota: What do you need a hat for?

Me: Because my hair is all messed up.

Dakota: You need half?

Me: Half? Or hat?

Dakota: Half of one

Me: Because I need to cover my whole head.

Dakota rolls back over with an exasperated sigh. Apparently I missed the point.

Round 2: GOLD

Dakota rolls over and puts a hand on my hip.

Dakota: You there?

Me: Yeah

Dakota rolls over more to put his hand on my arm.

Dakota: Is that you?

I’m thinking we’ve already established this.

Me: Yes.

Dakota: Do you have any gold?

Me: (I wish) No, I don’t wear it any more.

Dakota: Ok. ::rolls back over::

Me: Why? Do you have any gold?

Dakota: Nope

Me: What’d you do with it?

Dakota: I don’t know.

Me: Did you sell it?

Dakota: Not that I know of.

Me: Oh ok. What about silver? Do you have any?

Dakota: Uh… ::starting to breathe heavy:: (heading back to dream world)…I don’t think so.

Me: Ok.

Dakota: K.O. cold

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MommySera August 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm

This is awesome!

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